SPC Vendor Feature #2

Of course we love all our vendors equally, but some are more equal than others. We received more than twice as many applications as we had booth space for this year's show. Between my wife and me, we narrowed them down. We picked some because I loved them, some because she did, and some because even though they weren't our cup of tea we knew that somebody else would dig it.

The fair will have something for everyone, but this blog is all about me, so I'm just going to talk about my favorites. I already mentioned it once or twice, but Cricket Syndicate is at the top of my shopping list for Saturday. One-of-a-kind, hand-sewn, box-cut briefs. With that much hyphenation, it's got to be good!

This model is displaying the cut of the under-pants and the fact that they are unisex, which is brilliant, but you can't see the best part: front panels made from recycled t-shirts. What a great idea! Each pair is unique, and you're sure to find something that fits your style (i.e., band, sports team, picture of wolf).

I'm on TV

Click here to watch me embarrass myself on live television! This was one of four segments on local Fox 9 News this morning. The other clips talked about the shop (I like you) and did a couple of craft demonstrations. You can't buy this kind of publicity (well, maybe you can, but we got it for free).

We didn't know in advance exactly how the day would go. So we were delighted to get not just four whole segments, but also four teasers. You know the little clips that run before a commercial and end with "...when we come back" or "...a-right after this"? They did that. Because our craft fair is cliffhanger-worthy.

I'm still thrilled about the coverage and kind of amazed that we got away with it. I think it will sink in when we get to watch the whole thing. Jenna asked her sister to Tivo the whole program, and we'll try to put that footage on the online somehow. Anybody out there who knows how to make that happen?

2007 SPC Vendor Feature #1

Welcome to the first post for this year's gushing about how great our vendors are. I did something similar before the show in 2006. It's part promotional, sure, maybe if more than ten people read this blog on a daily basis. Mostly I'm writing about stuff that makes me excited. In this case it just happens to be vendors for the rogue craft fair that I organize.

Up first is Timothy Haugen of Fantastic Toys. We were hoping for more plush vendors this time around, and he blew us away with these soft-looking creatures. Also check out his gnome mushroom cottage!

Star & Tribune Adventures

We were interviewed for an article in the Strib! My wife and I drove to the Star and Tribune offices in downtown Minneapolis on Thursday morning and had brunch with a friendly reporter. The interview was fun and much less stressful than appearing on live TV. The article should appear in a week.

Afterward, we visited Corazon, another new (2 years old) shop selling (some) handmade stuff. It's a very convenient location if you are walking from Sex World to the Vu, and in between you decide that you would like to shop at a girly chic boutique.

We finished our playdate with a visit to the Minnesota Landscape Arboretum. I thought I could get some garden ideas. Bad news: it was too early to go; almost nothing is blooming yet. Good news: this was the second-to-last week of free admission Thursdays. Cheap date!

Unpainted Russian nesting dolls

Continuing this week's "doll" theme, we come to these imported wood matryoshkas (the tallest is 6 inches) from the Wurst Gallery. You can click here for a gallery of these guys, painted and decorated by contemporary artists.

I like the set by Adam Bayer best. Or maybe these by Jeff Kling? At only $12, I'm tempted to buy a set of these and decorate them myself.

This is Blythe

Dolls are not something I am generally "into," yesterday's post notwithstanding. But I can understand the attraction for Blythe dolls after reading about their history in the new issue of Craftzine. The dolls were originally produced in America by Kenner in 1972. They flopped. Recently, Blythe hit it big in Japan--of course--where her bizarre proportions and giant eyes echo the anime aesthetic.

Lots of new dolls have been produced since then, but the real appeal is in custom work. Collectors do everything from sewing clothes, to building new eyeballs, to re-rooting hair. I think this Blythe looks like my friend. She wants to be a doll, so it's the perfect match!

Guh-gon

The doll on the left was made by my wife's grandmother, and given to her when she was very small. She named it "guh-gon." Each of her sisters had one of their own. So when my sister-in-law's baby (my niece) turned one year old, I made her the doll on the right.

It is an updated version of my wife's beloved Guh-gon. I added a mouth (the red dot on "original guh-gon" is a nose), and I removed the disturbing "diddle" on the bottom. Also, it is difficult to see because I lined up the fabric like a master, but my doll has a large pocket on the front of her clothing parts.

I needed some help from my mother-in-law with the hair braiding, but I was proud of myself when I finished. I was very excited to see the look on my niece's face when she opened it. The end result? She took one glance at her new doll, and then:

TOSSED!

Video game cross-stitch

Over at Kotaku, there's a post about a dude who recreates scenes from classic videogames... in cross-stitch! May I say, radical. This is a truly excellent example of traditional craft remixed with modern themes.

Crafts in Minneapolis: I like you

Graffiti by Siloette (siloette.com)

When I go to Uptown on a weekday, there are two things I always forget:

1. My camera
2. The fact that everything is closed before 11:00

I ate brunch at the French Meadow Bakery and waited for shops to open their shutters. Then I walked around town and hung posters. I got a kick out of finding them already up in several places, including the big pillar outside of Wedge Co-op.

After that was done, I visited a new craft consignment store, run by one of our vendors. It is called "I like you" and it's a cozy little boutique in the style of Paper Boat. You should go! It's on 42nd and Nicollet. They are still working on signage and everything, but I expect great things from them soon.

Painted Rooms

If ever I visit San Francisco, I will stay in a painted room at the Hotel des Arts. These special suites are decorated from floor to ceiling by individual artists. It's like a live-in gallery. Imagine the dreams that would be inspired by sleeping under the soothing skull designs of Jeremy Fish.

Another good reason to move to Canada

Residents of our neighbour to the North can win one of six hand-painted Wii consoles. This contest is closed to foreigners. I'm so close, yet so out of luck!

This graffiti-style case by Udon collective member Arnold Tsang is my favourite. Another is done by Gary Taxali, probably the most famous artist on the list. Hoi-An Tang and illScarlett round out the roster of announced artists, and two more are yet to be revealed.

Handmade Nation sneak peek

Clips from an upcoming documentary about the rise of DIY Art, Craft & Design. Faythe Levine traveled all around the country to shoot for this movie, and she filmed some footage at the 2006 Craftstravaganza, so we might be in it! It looks awesome. She says that they will be posting a trailer soon at the official film website: www.indiecraftdocumentary.com.

uekiya ni naritai

Like many city lots, there's a narrow strip of land between our house and the neighbor's yard, about four feet wide. I got a bug in me to turn this weedy patch of dirt into a miniature Japanese garden. I envision a path of stones surrounded by moss, with a slightly raised bed of ferns and shrubs along the wall.

To stock this area, I will need to find plants that are not only suitable for a Japanese garden, but also:

1. Tolerant of partial to full shade
   
2. Very small (to fit the tiny space)
   
3. Cold-hardy (to survive Minnesota winters)
   

This would be difficult to accomplish even with money. My challenge is to do it cheaply and kind of fast, because I'll probably be moving in a few years. I've been scouring resources on Japanese gardens and so far I've identified promising Hydrangeas, shrub pines, and rhododendrons. It's a great start, but I have a long way to go. I got some great advice on swallows when I wrote about my bird house. Do any kind strangers have the inside scoop on gardening?

Rabeneick, Rad!

This bicycle is one of a pair of German 3-speeds from the 50's. The photo looks super-crappy in the preview above. Click to view the full size at a higher quality. Matt has more beautiful photos of these vintage bikes at his blog, Two Cities Two Wheels.

By the time I get to phoenix

One of my friends got linework for a backpiece, apparently. She has made up her mind to get it colored in, which is the correct decision. Now she is seeking suggestions for color choices, in the form of a contest.

I submitted the option above (the bird in the upper left is a tattoo that she already had finished). It took me over an hour in Photoshop to complete that whole thing, and I didn't even stay within the lines. This is why tattoo artists charge by the hour. I'm not totally loving all the color placement, but it should give her some helpful ideas, I hope.

If there's one thing I like, it's helping people. And tattoos. And coloring contests.

Voltage: Fashion Amplified

I heard that Voltage was canceled this year, but it was a lie! City Pages is running a feature about it called "Catwalk Confessional" (that's where I stole this image from). I'm not sure if it's already sold out, but I think that this would be a fun event to attend. A runway show set to rock & roll sounds okay to me. But... what would I wear?

List of Events:
April 4th – Voltage CD listening party (that's tonight!)
April 11th – Voltage: Fashion Amplified at First Avenue Mainroom
April 13th to 15th – Voltage Fashion Weekend

On sneakers, part 2: my new kicks

I have a general rule for sneaker ownership. I buy one pair of shoes, and I wear them every day until they are worn into the ground. I'm talking seams ripped open, heels broken out, stains, holes, and general total busted-ness. At that point, and no sooner, will I begin to look for a replacement pair (this applies to my wardrobe in general--one good pair of pants? I'm all set--but especially to sneakers).

As such, many of my former purchases have been primarily utilitarian. I like my shoes to look nice, but I prefer if they cost less than twenty bucks. I splurged on my most recent acquisition and got sneakers that feel comfortable and look good. I believe the total was forty dollars, a considerable sum, but supplemented by some gift money from my grandma.

The new shoes look nice. In fact, they might be a little too nice. For one thing, they are very white. The morning after I bought them, it was raining. I looked outside and started thinking about the mud, and what a shame it would be to get my new shoes dirty so quickly. Sneakers are supposed to be all-purpose, but I wanted to protect them. I started to seriously entertain the idea of purchasing an alternate pair of shoes.

Such a thing has never been done before.

(next: the thrilling conclusion!)

On sneakers

Shoes are a special type of object that fit into a niche between form and function. They are similar to cars in this way. Shoes also, like cars, speak volumes about the person who possesses them. The type of shoes you wear are a visual cue of what you like to do and who you are. The shoes make the man.

There are a limited number of basic shoe varieties. You have your dress shoes, in shades of black or brown, which correspond to fancy vehicles (e.g., Ferrari, Porche, limousine). There are performance-oriented sport-specific footwear, which are like race cars. When you stomp around the trails in your big luggy boots, you're wearing the off-road vehicles of shoes. Leather sandals are jeeps, or dune buggies. Thongs? Convertibles.

And then we have all the rest, the sneakers, which is what most of us actually drive on a daily basis. There's a wide gamut of sneakers, from the economy-class two-doors, to the tricked-out low riders with spinny rims and hydraulics (yes, Prada sells sneakers). There's a sneaker for everyone's style. What's yours?

Crafty weekend

We're less than a month out from the 'stravaganza. I got money on my mind, and my mind on limited-edition, hand-painted, Japanese punk-rock fishing lures. Collectibles with hooks in them; it's brilliant. What a delightfully impractical "toy!" If you can dream it, it exists in Japan.

Spring cleaning

Image from Flickr.

Just last week we had highs below freezing, and then it went up to eighty degrees, and now it's cold and rainy. Crazy Minnesota springtime. Even though some flowers are were already pushing up a week ago, it was still too early to do any gardening or yard work without risking damage to the soil and plants. It was a great time, we decided, to open the windows and spiff up the house. It's amazing what you can do with just a bucket of hot water and dish soap.

I put the bird feeders back out in the yard to keep my bird house company. I also found one that had been left behind by the previous owner of our house. It seemed to be designed for squirrels, so I made some alterations. Then the squirrels got into it and spilled the seed all over the ground! The feeders also attracted attention from birds right away, but I haven't seen any prospective dormers checking out the house yet.

Since it's vacant, I dug up the bird house and buried it deeper, now that the ground's not so frozen. Then I filled the hole with rocks. I think it's going to stay put. I made sure to avoid the wire this time! I exposed something else that could have been another wire but which I choose to believe was a thick, uniformly yellow, root.

A harvest of aluminum

Image from Flickr.

You never know how much trash is on your street until you try to pick it up. I started collecting crushed cans a couple of weeks ago. It's incredible how many I've gathered since then. I walk the same route to work every day, and I keep finding more!

At landfills, most of the trash is smashed and buried into the landscape, but some of it escapes and becomes a problem known as "blowing trash." Our neighborhood is also affected by this phenomenon. If I go through our yard in the morning and clean up all the half-empty bottles, Star Crunch wrappers, and Styrofoam packaging I can find, a new assortment of garbage will have found its way to our lot by the end of the day.

As a homeowner, it sucks. As a junk collector, it was very handy, for a while. Unfortunately, there are already more flattened cans in my basement than I can possibly paint in the immediate future. I had to give up bringing them home. I guess I could still recycle them, but the novelty of picking up dirty trash has started to wear off.

Vegetarian dinnertime

The cookbook Vegan With a Vengeance has the most awesome tempeh reuben recipe. When I make it, it tastes almost as good as the sandwich at Riverwest Cooperative in Milwaukee. Almost. I wish I knew their crazy cooking secrets. I'm heading off to get some vegan tips right now, because I just found episodes of Post Punk Kitchen on Google Video! (The host of this show, Isa Chandra Moskowitz, wrote Vegan With a Vengeance.)

Oh, p.s. the pink skull logo is from Herbivore clothing. I like their shirts but there is almost nothing better in this world than a pair of underwears that says "vegetarianism is for lovers." Sadly, that item seems to have been discontinued.

Letterboxing in beautiful I.G.H.

When I woke up on Saturday morning, the fog was thick as a brick. I didn't have much time, but it was too lovely out not to go letterboxing. I decided to plan a trip for the closest box I could find. This turned out to be South Valley Park in Inver Grove Heights, just south of St. Paul.

Once I found the park and headed up the trail, it quickly became my most enjoyable hike so far this year. The birds were out in force and they were loud. I saw and heard all kinds of creatures: geese, cardinals, robins, chickadees, a lone gull, and some big noisy bird that swooped overhead. I stood in one spot for just a couple of minutes and saw four or five little downy woodpeckers flitting about.

I found the hiding spot without too much trouble. The challenge was extracting the letterbox from where it was iced to the ground. This one had been discovered before by some animal and used as a chewing toy. Luckily, the contents were safe. I tried to remove a beer bottle from the ground to clean up the spot, but that one was stuck tight. Maybe the next letterboxer will take that trash out.

Graffiti weekend: true/type

Bird house raising

I picked up a pack of posters by Adam Turman. They look like this (except bigger). When my chores were done for the day, I had an Andrew Jackson burning a hole in my pocket. I saw GTA San Andreas at Target, so I thought about getting that game, and punching imaginary dudes on my PS2. Instead, bought a post at Ace Hardware to hold my bird house up.

Today I learned that:

• Buying hardware piecemeal, in this case, was only somewhat cheaper than a kit.
• The advantage is that I can buy a taller pole.
• The drawback is that it's one solid ten foot pole, instead of several, smaller, pole sections.
• My Saturn coupe is just long enough to fit a ten foot pole inside, going from one corner of the trunk to the opposite corner of the dashboard.
  
• I should deactivate our home security system before I bring the pole into the back yard.
• Corollary: Next time I hear an alarm going off, I will quickly make sure it isn't mine.
  

After talking to our friendly security people, I dug a hole in our lawn. The friendly hardware expert at Ace told me to bury the post at least 18 inches into the ground, but I hit an impasse at one foot deep. I also hit a cable (don't tell my wife OK)! There was a layer of solid rock that prevented me from going any further, so I stuck the pole up and hoped for the best. I think it will be fine, as long as it isn't touched by squirrels, or rain.

Puzzle of the week: Nonograms

Thanks to my puzzle friend in mysterious land, I have a new entry in my collection of delightful time wasters. Nonograms are number-based logic puzzles that can be arranged to display a hidden picture when solved. The puzzles are known by many names. If you lived in Japan and owned a GameBoy, you might know it as Mario Picross!

The default 5x5 format is good for learning the rules. After that, you can choose from larger game boards, and it gets a bit tougher. Can you solve a 10x10 grid? 15x15?

Hello Poketo friends

Say hi to Poketo Artist Wallets. They are limited edition vinyl bi-fold goodness. Now on their 11th series, they've featured several artists and designers with a wide assortment of styles. I would like to get one for myself. The problem is that the good ones (like the design by Hannah Stouffer, above) always sell out too fast. The whole point of Poketo is being able to hand-pick a favorite design. So far, I've missed out on the good ones, so I am waiting until I find one that I adore.

I went through a phase when I felt that I should be growing up and doing fancy adult things, so I bought a (fake?) leather wallet. Later I changed my mind and covered it with stickers. Then I tried to peel the stickers off and destroyed it. The point is, I'm due for a new one. My next wallet will be a Poketo.

Format Magazine

Format Magazine popped up in my "came from" page at statcounter. It's fun to see who is reading the blog. Sometimes I meet someone interesting. Some times, like in this case, I discover a site that shares some of my interests. Urban art + fashion = awesome.

I set up this blog to talk about things that I think are cool. I know that it's working when cool things find their way back to me.

Crosby Farm Park letterboxing

It was a beautiful 32 degrees Fahrenheit day on my second successful letterboxing trip. A good day for secrets. Most of the snow is melted away, leaving mud behind, but the trails at Crosby Farm Park were mostly clear.

My clues identified two separate boxes on this trail. The first was exactly where I expected to find it. The previous finder had returned this box to its hiding spot in a root mass, and buried it well with leaves and twigs. Nobody else was around, so I took a few minutes to flip through the log book and leave my stamp. This box contained a nice hand-carved stamp and everything was sealed in Ziploc bags. I put it back the same way, and covered it completely.

The second letterbox belongs in this opening. I used that stick to dig out about two inches of hard-packed dirt from the top. I unearthed a lot of rocks, but didn't hit a letterbox. Either I needed to keep going, or the box has gone missing. I went back and pulled out the first box again to leave a note for future seekers. When I got home, I sent a note to the owner of the letterbox. I hope that it turns up again.

On my way out of the park, I picked up some garbage off the trail. Letterboxing sites encourage you to leave the area cleaner and nicer than you find it: "cache in, trash out." Check out the patina on this can of Bud. It's practically an antique. Too bad it's not flat enough to paint on. I threw it away, but my trip was a success with one new stamp in my logbook!

Graffiti weekend

Summit brewery tour

The Summit brewery is a St. Paul landmark, and I have been planning to visit them for a long time. This week I finally made the trip. At 1:00 on a Thursday, I was not expecting many people to show up for the scheduled tour. I walked in right as it was getting started. To my surprise, there were already over twenty people there when I arrived, and more people joined us afterward. Free beer is a powerful motivator.

Our guide asked if any of us were homebrewers. I think I was the only one to raise my hand. The older gentleman behind me was excited by this and told me that his son, who lives in Alaska, has been homebrewing beer for many years. I had to admit that I've only made cider so far, but I got to tell him about my "Alaskan Amber" pint glass--a souvenir gift from my favorite Alaskan.

The tour started with a discussion of the four basic ingredients of beer (malt, hops, water, and yeast). We got to smell and taste some different malt varieties that are used by Summit. I only tried a couple, but my favorite was the caramel malt. After the history lesson and beer-making overview, we walked through the facility. There sure is a lot of equipment involved. Most of it is modern stainless steel. Above, you can see their two-storey fermentation vats and some other fancy brewing devices. None of that newfangled machinery looked as pretty as their pair of imported copper kettles (top).

I think I was the only one in our tour who noticed this, or more likely, I was the only one nerdy enough to care. Piled against a wall in the bottling room was a stack of empty boxes. That's nothing special, but as soon as I noticed the name on the top, I snapped a photo. Who is Mark Stutrud? Why, none other than the owner of the company, the man who started Summit over 20 years ago. I figure it's a pretty successful company, so he probably needs these boxes to cart home his giant piles of money.

I've toured a few breweries (Leinenkugel's) and several wineries, but the bottling lines have always been stopped while I was there. Summit cranks out a lot of bottles, so it must be an impressive sight when the whole thing is going at full speed. I tried searching YouTube for a video, but no dice. Maybe I'll get to see it when I visit the Schell's brewery in New Ulm!

Crushed can art

This morning I read an article about painting on smashed aluminum cans. Using recycled materials in art is always a nifty idea. You can see a bunch of Rik Catlow's paintings in this Flickr photoset. Graffiti artist Buff Monster really brings the concept full-circle by using flattened spray paint cans as his canvas.

So anyway, in the article Rik Catlow gives instructions on technique, materials, and even his favorite method of flattening the cans. "That's cool," I thought. "I would like to try doing some Darumas in that style." Then on my way home from work, I picked up four cans from the street, and they were already squashed totally flat for me. How perfect is that?

Cidouri: 'cuz Sudoku is for suckers

Do you have some time to kill at work? Of course you do! If you like doing things that are fun, take a shot at a Cidouri puzzle. They are not very hard. I enjoy Sudoku, personally (I liked it before it was "cool" to do so). But to solve one of those puzzles, I have to think about numbers and math, and sometimes I just want to connect the dots. Once you learn the simple rules of Cidouri, it's like a mindless kind of Zen exercise.

Sporegasm: videos from GDC 2007 & SXSW

UPDATE: Incredibly detailed article from Kotaku. Hand-scribed notes from Will Wright's keynote speech at SXSW. This comes almost immediately after the talk, but there's still no good source for the prior presentations (TED and GDC).

UPDATE #2: There's a video from the SXSW presentation. When I view it in Linux, it has to pause every 5 seconds to rebuffer, but it plays like gravy in OS X. Your mileage may vary.

Will Wright's game Spore is possibly coming out in 2007 or 2008, so this could be the start of the last big marketing push. Here's a montage of gameplay videos from the Game Developer's Conference, which wrapped up yesterday. I can't wait to design my own Sui Generis creature.

There were a couple of other presentations by Will Wright and the Spore team recently. It's probably only a matter of time before those videos hit. I'll post them here if they turn up.

First letterboxing find

Last week, I bought everything I needed to start my new hobby (a Moleskine notebook), but there was too much snow on the ground for outdoor letterboxing. I know, because I tried! I went to where a letterbox should be along the Mississippi, but the entire area was unplowed. I might have found it eventually with the help of a shovel. Instead I gave up and decided to come back later.

Then, I found a new online source for clues, and tracked down an indoor box. I don't want to give it all away, but it was very clever. The box was hidden inside a hollowed-out fake book that is checked into a local university's library system. I was the second one to stamp the visitor book in the letterbox, and their stamp became the first entry in my personal log. That's one down, and plenty to go.

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Birdhouse build project complete

With my own hands, I have constructed a house for tree swallows to inhabit. I am inordinately proud of myself for this accomplishment. One piece of advice, if you use these plans to build a tree swallow birdhouse for yourself: use screws, not nails. If you use nails as your primary fastening mechnism, it is very difficult to keep everything straight. You will end up with something resembling Homer Simpson's spice rack, and you will have to pull it apart, and start over.

So, check this out. The side of the box can be opened with pivot nails, for easy cleaning. A wily predator would figure that out sooner or later, so the door is secured with a catch nail to hold it shut. What an elegant solution. Ventilation holes are drilled into the sides so the eggs don't get fried on a hot day. In the far right photo, you can see the bottom of the house, with drainage.

I hope that some pair of mating swallows will decide to make their home in this modest box. Not all the angles are exactly right, but birds shouldn't mind too much. I'll be watching for signs of occupancy. I built the house to swallow specifications, but other than that, I don't have any particular reason to believe that swallows are what I'll get. I will be happy with anything that sees fit to move in.

More puzzle/contests

(Just in case you weren't already sick of reading about this stuff.)

I was so intrigued by the Perplex City concept that I kept digging and uncovered more history on solve-a-puzzle-win-a-prize style games. Perplex City fits within the categories of two broad genres: Alternative Reality Games (ARGs) and Armchair Treasure Hunts. Masquerade is the first major armchair treasure hunt, which used clues from a children's book to point out a 22 carat gold hare buried in the real world. The book was published in 1979, and the golden hare was unearthed in 1982.

The ARG movement began after the advent of widespread Internet access, with a project code-named The Beast. If you'd like to read more about alternative reality, Gibson's Pattern Recognition explores a similar concept in novel form. G. K. Chesterton lays the foundation for a type of proto-ARG in the first chapter of The Club of Queer Trades. I mention this one because I thought the idea was clever when I came up with it as a business concept in my Entrepreneur class. Chesterton beat me to it, again.

The Isis, shown left, is described as the "hardest puzzle in history." Supposedly, only 5% of the people who own one will manage to open it (what's the success rate on Rubik's Cubes?). A few have already been cracked. I wonder how hard can it be if it has already been solved, but then again each ball has its own individual cipher and solution. It's a beautiful artifact, which it ought to be for $200. The twist is, if you do manage to crack it, inside you'll find "a uniquely coded key that will open one of several golden pyramids" that "contain silver and gold coins worth thousands of dollars." We'll see how that plays out, I suppose.

One final thought before I lay this topic to rest. I realized today that my love for puzzles is part of why I love web design so much. I enjoy the creative aspects of high-level design, but what I really like is the nitty-gritty. Poring over source code, learning a new language, figuring out how something works, or why it doesn't. And then finally, the "ah ha!" moment when all the pieces click together, and I solve whatever problem I'm working on. It's not called HTML "code" for nothing!

Beale Ciphers v. Perplex City

I'd like to expand on the ideas in yesterday's post with a discussion of the Beale Ciphers. There are two documents, published in 1885, that contain encrypted clues for finding buried treasure. Lots of people have spent lots of time trying to figure out the code, but it has yet to be deciphered. The prevailing notion nowadays is that it cannot be broken, because the story, and the documents, are a hoax.

This is all very interesting, and by following the links above you can learn a fair bit about cryptanalysis, ciphers, and marketing scams. It brings me back to my first thought when I originally came across the Perplex City concept: what if there is no Cube? I'm a skeptic by nature, and I wondered how we would know if no one ever found the grand prize object. It was, in fact, devilishly hidden, but it did exist, and it was located.

So, the concept of selling clues to eager treasure hunters is nothing new. The Beale Ciphers were fake, but the publishers made a profit, at the expense of their customers. Perplex City is the real deal: they gave out a prize and stand to make more money by selling another round of products. Their second "season" began this month, and they're even branching out the franchise into board games. Ironically, Mind Candy (the company behind Perplex City) stands to make a lot more money than the perpetrators of the Beale Papers. But will people still be talking about them in a hundred years?

Letterboxing, Geocaching... whatever you call it, it's treasure hunting!

Every so often, I find out a hobby exists that seems pulled straight from my imagination. Letterboxing is a search for secrets hidden by fellow hobbyists. Geocaching brings this pastime into the 21st century by incorporating the use of a GPS. Both of them get you walking around outside and let you pretend to be a pirate who is hunting for treasure. Needless to say, I think that this is awesome!

I lack the proper technology for geocaching, but I plan to track down my first letterbox when the snow clears out this spring. This intriguing hobby dovetails with the discovery of the Perplex City "Receda Cube," which I read about in an article by the winner. I'm intrigued by the idea of "alternate reality" competitions like this one. From a business standpoint, it's very clever. The winner got $200,000, but how much do you think they earned?

They make money by selling packs of 6 cards for $5 a pack. Players use the cards to solve clues, move the game forward, and eventually locate the Cube. With 256 cards total, an individual player would have to spend at least $213 to collect them all. The company would break even on the prize money with less than 1,000 hardcore players. That's a really simplified calculation, but anyway, I'm more intrigued by the possibilities of the game itself. The play's the thing, and why pay money when I can go letterboxing for free?

B.I.K.E. trailer

I just keep on bringing the bike videos. We watched this movie today at the film festival at Macalester. I paid for my whole seat, but I only used the edge. I think it's fair to say that this documentary is about many things, mostly focused around the Black Label Bike Club (which was founded right here in Minneapolis, as any fool knows). It was really well done, but it made me feel sad. Highly recommended for anyone interested in bicycle culture.

Sui Generis Retrospective: 2006 in Review

For your viewing enjoyment and my narcissistic pleasure, here are some of my favorite posts from the previous year. I seem to recall doing something like this for '05. To see my picks from '06, read on, friends.

• We started 2006 by meeting Gary Baseman at Robot Love. This post kicked off a discussion about the merits of tattoos versus clothes. I advocate for a tribal sort of situation, in a perfect world where my skin doesn't burn and the tattoo ink flows like wine.
  
• I was very excited to get my hands on a gorgeous, blue, Smith-Corona portable manual typewriter in January. I still love this thing. I need more excuses to break it out for correspondence.
• Our first Craftstravaganza application for our first Craftstravaganza arrived in February. Hard to believe that the second one is almost here. Note to blog stalkers: I no longer live at that address, but I do still have that gun.
• Next up: a mini-vacation to Milwaukee and more epicurean blogging. It bears repeating: Riverwest Cooperative's Tempeh Reuben sandwich has yet to be beat.
  
• I enjoyed compiling a list of my favorite restaurants in St. Paul. Where do you like to eat?
  
• In March, I was riding the bus from St. Paul to work at my temp job in Minneapolis, and reading lots of books at the same time.
• April was a crazy busy month. First, my niece was born. That stupid little post got more comments than almost any other one this year! A week after that, we went to see the RollerGirls, and I got a great job (which I'm still doing, and still enjoy). We capped the month by buying a house. I started at my new position on the same day as the closing. It's no wonder I only had enough energy to write four posts in May.
• The Lake Pepin 3-Speed Tour was awesome. I am trying to decide what to do with the 1972 Raleigh Superbe I rode on that bummel. It's a beautiful bike, but my single-speed gets all the love these days.
• June was all about prepping for the first annual Craftstravaganza. I made my own crafts, we hung posters everywhere, and I gushed about our vendors. We were really nervous that it was going to flop.
• But there was still time for Back to the 50's. And for a very important lesson.
• I went post-crazy in July. That was the month of the Craftstravaganza! (part two) (part three) We did lots of other stuff besides. Okay, we did three things:
• I was stoked to print some color copies of my comic strip. Bob the Golfer was a hit.
• I finally ate at the Hard Times. It was delicious.
  
• My scooter was stolen. That sucked.
  
• Midway through August, I was done with the craft fair and needed a new project. I got the crazy idea to illustrate a deck of Hanafuda playing cards. I did one every day for the rest of the month, and completed the last card in September. This was a really enjoyable challenge and I felt like a superstar when I finished. Fun fact: I have yet to print them.
  
• I won wine in October. At this point, only two bottles remain.
  
• This Microcosm Tour event was fun and weird. I didn't like the food very much. I kind of wish I had purchased a documentary DVD.
• With November comes NaNoWriMo, but last year it also brought the double deuce of death to my computer. I "won," despite all odds. In the meantime, I installed Ubuntu Linux and raced an Alleycat. Both of these were awesome, and both did not receive proper blog treatment.
• December came around and I was looking for something new to try. I bought some supplies and started brewing cider. Since I just did the racking a week ago, this seems like a great place to wrap it up.

Wow, I forgot about some of that stuff! 2006 was a really good year. I think this year's got what it takes to beat it, though. From a blogging standpoint, January was fairly disappointing. I feel like keeping this journal up-to-date is a worthwhile writing exercise. Hereby resolved: I'll try to do more, live more, and blog more in 2007. This is going to be fun.

Red moon rising

image from Flickr

Hey astrono-nerds! Do you want to see something that is pretty cool? The next lunar eclipse is scheduled for Saturday, March 3.

In the USA, the eclipse will already be underway when the moon rises on Saturday evening [NOTE: My fans in Japan might be able to view this phenomenon at moonset]. Observing tip: Find a place with a clear view of the eastern horizon and station yourself there at sunset. As the sun goes down behind you, a red moon will rise before your eyes.

Rising moons are often reddened by clouds or pollution, but this moon will be the deep, extraordinary red only seen during a lunar eclipse.

I'm sort of interested in astronomy, but not so much in the science parts. Mostly, I just enjoy looking at the pretty pictures. Check out that Flickr page for more great astrophotography and nature shots. Better, try to be outside at moonrise on Saturday evening. It might be too overcast on account of the snow clouds they forecasted, but it's worth a shot. Look to the east.

America's Next Tat Model

I love watching shows where I get to pass judgment on people. Who saw the premiere of Top Model? Anyone? Just me then?

Last night's episode began with a larger pool of girls (around 20) and was whittled down to 12 over the course of two hours. The lady above was removed in the first round of cuts. I was not surprised, but somewhat confused why they bothered to introduce her in the first place. She would have been the most interesting contestant in the show. When she appeared on screen, I whispered, "she's my favorite." My wife glared at me.

As the only woman on the show with multiple tattoos, she's not only attractive, but very unique. I understand that beauty is not a prerequisite for modeling, and that being unique is actually a handicap (there was a big to-do about including two "plus-size" models among this season's participants). This makes sense. For practical reasons, it helps if all your models have approximately the same dimensions.

Of course, tattooed girls are not excluded for practical reasons. Tattoos don't interfere with your ability to wear a dress, but they might take the attention away from that dress and have people looking at the model instead. We can't have that! The model is a mannequin to display product. To the eye of a high fashion tastemaker, the difference between a size 6 and a size 14 is narrower than the gap between plainskins and those with decorated bodies.

The birds are back

photo from Flickr

My walks to work are so much more cheerful now that I'm hearing the calls of birds again. I don't mind winter so much, except for the cold, and the darkness, and the silence. Our part of the planet goes to sleep in winter. When the trees sing with a dozen different species of tiny feathered animals, it's like the world is saying, "good morning.

"The snow is still here, and there's more on the way, but it won't be cold forever. Chin up. The birds are making the best of it."

I heard a bunch of little chirping sparrows and parking-lot birds. I heard a woodpecker going "brtrtrtrtrtrt," and I think I saw it but I'm not totally sure what that thing was. I heard a flock of geese today for the first time this year, honking happily as they return from holiday. If it's good enough for the geese, it's good enough for me.

Beer with substance

I shoveled this weekend. Lots. I did some other stuff too, but mostly I shoveled. We knew when we bought a house on a corner that we'd have bunches of shoveling to do when the snow hit, so I'm not complaining. I kind of enjoy the forced exercise. I get a real feeling of accomplishment when I'm finished, too, even though the snow is still coming down and I keep going back outside to do it all over again.

Last night was our annual Sibley Bike Depot general meeting. Because of the blizzard, almost nobody came this year. I picked up nine pizzas and we split them among six people. The elections were brief. I stepped down from my role as treasurer and got elected secretary (unanimously, by all five people). As a reward, I got to take home two pizzas.

The former president gave our new president a ride home to Minneapolis, and then stopped at my house just as we were finishing another round of shoveling. He gave me four beers, including this bottle of Schell's Snowstorm. What a nice guy. I'm saving the other three for a special occasion, but I really felt I had earned this one.

Craft-strava-band-za!

I just spent the last six hours getting this to work. Behold! A web mp3 player with music samples by bands in the 2007 Craftstravaganza.
http://www.craftstravaganza.com/mp3s/wimpy.php

There are two more bands to come. For now, enjoy the soothing stylings of Bla Bla Blacksheep and Bridges Over Chamberlain.