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Office archaeology

I'm learning much about the previous dwellers of this cubicle by examining the artifacts they have left behind. Although expert opinion maintains that the most recent inhabitant was male, my studies strongly suggest a female occupant in the not-too-distant past. The first, and most persuasive piece of evidence, is the pair of Playtex Gentle Glide tampons (unused) discovered in my desk drawer.

Additional exhibits include a notepad that had written in it the following:

  • URL and street address for Nu Look Consignment
  • URL for the Smitten Kitten
  • draft of cover letter, including salary requirement of $15-17 per hour, signed "Kelly"
And also these items, found in cabinet drawers:
  • one copy of City Pages, dated 10/12/05, open to Music section
  • takeout menus for local chain restaurants including Eddington's, Chipotle, Bruegger's, and Davanni's
  • instruction manual for whimsical person-shaped digital clock
  • two toothpicks (individually wrapped)
  • two packets soy sauce (Good Chef brand)
  • one plastic knife
  • pile of napkins
  • small, round, yellow "Welcome to Australia" sticker

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

an Australia sticker? You struck gold!!!